September 8, 2008

a text i got last week

“We just got kicked out of a pool. Naked. And then security kicked is out. A snail named “John the 3rd” is on his car. I gave him a fake name and number and we are going to go out next week. And we are wearing army cloths, hats, and boots and have ****** and we’re taking sexy pictures and playing twister and someone is driving a moter cycle to del taco. And we are not speaking to ******. And i’m wearing a leather jacket. And someone just said the word felatio”

I heart my friends