I just wrote most of this on my twitter, but this is a better place for it. I'm just gonna cut and paste it from there and fill in the holes.
I took a picture of a security guard telling kids they couldn't wear their costumes (a dog & chicken) in the mall. The security guard says to give him the picture (a Polaroid) right now or he will, "Ban me from the mall." and he, "Knows I work in the mall and that would be really bad for my job." really serious like. I tell him I didn't take his pic but I did take a pic of something else. he says "Yes, you did I saw the flash come this way". I laugh, "Ha ha, you got me." Then he asks me for the picture again, again very seriously. I want to keep my picture so I ask him if this is really going to be an issue, or a problem I don't remember which, but anyway. He says, "It absolutely will." I hesitate a moment and sigh "Fine. Here." and I give him said picture. He takes it then radios for someone to come take MY picture because he's going to ban me anyway. WTF!? I'm like "What!? I just gave you the picture!" He says something else on the radio, I don't know what. I'm like, "I don't have time for this." so Tiff and I leave. The whole time walking to the car I'm thinking, did that really just happen? What the Hell?